Hi from 'Emel 'Empstead

[Dave Brown]

They keep pestering me every time I go out wearing my purple velvet suit and wide brimmed hat

[jezza]

Btw, i am only 10 miles from hemel hempstead (correct spelling) and they don't talk anything like that so i had an inkling he was dodgy.

[The Codfather]

Hi Gardeningnut, soz m8, u donut fit in ere, so bi, bi

[Cathy]

and here was me about to sugggest that for an easy, fast growing plant which would end up 'huge', he should try Japanese Knotweed!

...he had me fooled (but some would say that's not difficult to do, gullible being my middle name! )

[kata]

Cathy my dear,

The guy was a p.i.r.i.k

[grub]

The guy was a p.i.r.i.k

Pirate irresponsibly raping immigrant kids? That's a bit strong isn't it

[GoggleboxUK]

The guy was a p.i.r.i.k

Pirate irresponsibly raping immigrant kids? That's a bit strong isn't it

I thought it stood for Plonker in Rehab for Ingesting Ketomine? Kinda explains everythig.

[kata]

Blutty heck grub

Pirate irresponsibly raping immigrant kids? That's a bit strong isn't it

Where did that come from?

I was replying to cathy's:

..he had me fooled (but some would say that's not difficult to do, gullible being my middle name!

I changed a letter to describe the mad texter is all, think about it.

Apart from that - thats how we used to desribe people with such a word but spelt right when I was married....figured the word out yet....course you have and its not what grub said. ?